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3. CA gaali de to kya dega? Laloo has 1 wife and 9 children. Who is better? CA Student: Osama’s NPV is good but Laloo’s IRR is better. BLOODY bounced cheque, Dharti pe liability, Paidaishi bad debts, Dishonoured bill, Insolvent aadmi, Itna marunga ki balance nahi bachega. 7.Q: Difference between gud CA & great CA? b.com ques:- What is ur name??? (10 marks) ca ques:- what is ur name? does it suits ur personality?? Analyse critically. (2 marks) Ans: A good CA knows the IT Act but a great CA knows the Income Tax Officer…. :p 9. If Gandhiji would have ever thought about doing.. “c.a.”!!!!:- . . He would have definitely added a 4th monkey wid hands on its forehead… ;-( :-O 😛 This July on 18th 2016 ???????? MBA student” I love you Engn student :I hate you Bio student: I miss you CA student:its a scrutiny assessment section under income tax 1961 LIC launches New policy called: ‘CA EXAM Attempt Insurance’. In case student is not able to clear the exam, after CA result company will reimburse him the exam fees ….. The tagline for this policy is : “November ke saath bhi aur May ke baad bhi” How do Gyaani CA Baba proposes a CS girl CA Boy – आपने मुझे कोई लोन दिया था क्या?? CS Girl – नही तो, क्यों?? C.A Girl” (vidai k waqt): Papa roiye mat, meri 1 baat dhyan se suniye, Tent wale ko, catering wale ko na contract amount pr T.D.S kat k payment kijiyega fir challan ki copy bhijwa dijiega, return “ye” file kr denge, nominal si fee lenge aap se to.. Moral :- income ki koi bhi opportunity na chhodo True love story of a CA(can’t stop my tears after reading this) CA Boy… I love you..I can’t live without you…Mar Jaunga Mit Jaunga Thumahre Payar Me Fana Ho Jaunga..Zehar Kha Lunga.. . . . . CS Girl ..hmmmm Dekh Le Jaisa Tujhe Thik Lage AUDITOR A-accounting and others U-underlying D-data and I-information T-to give an O-opinion in R-the audit report… Why is it that in all marriages the bride sits on the left side and the groom on the right ?” reply – “Have u ever seen a Profit & Loss Statement ? It follows the same logic – all income is posted on the right and expenses are on the left ! “ Teacher: Osama has 5 wifes and 20 Children, Laloo has 1 wife and 9 children. Who is better? CA Student: Osama’s NPV is good but Laloo’s IRR is better. एक श्मशान में चार खोपड़ी पडी थी । कुत्ते तीन को चाट रहे थे । एक को नहीं चाट रहे थे । एक सियार वहाँ आया और पूछा – तुम तीन खोपड़ी को चाट रहे हो और एक को क्यों नहीं ? कुत्तों ने कहा – यह सी.ऐ. की खोपड़ी है । प्रैक्टिस करता था, इसके क्लाइन्ट इसे पहले ही चाट चुके हैं । अब तुम्हारे पास सबकुछ पहले से ज्यादा है फिर भी वैल्यू कम है यही मंहगाई दर है. Moral – अर्थशास्त्र उतना कठिन नहीं है यदि सही उदाहरण देकर समझाया जाए… Q: Difference between gud CA & great CA? Ans: A good CA knows the IT Act but a great CA knows the Income Tax Officer…. :p Swarg ke dwar par 3 log the. God”Sirf ek hi andar ja sakta hai. Pehla~”Main pujari hu,sari umar apki seva ki hai, swarg par mera hi haq h. Dusra”Main ek Dr.hu,sari umar logo ki seva ki hai. Swarg par toh mera hi haq hai Tisra-“Maine CA KI PADHAI KI HAI.” God-“kuch mat bol mere bhai,rulaega kya? sari JAWANI tu narak me raha h. Swarg par tera hi haq hai.” DedicateD to all CA students. A Company Secretary to his wife, on returning from office….. Intermdiate/Executive- Dimag ki batti jala de. Trainee-Kinetic- Sabki hawa nikal de. FINAL/Professional-Chlormint- Dubara mat poochna. Membersip-jhoom barabar jhoom Husband : Hi Dear, mark my attendance. Wife : You are too late. Husband : No problem, I am ready to pay the additional fee. Wife : Be serious, we had a plan to go for movie. Husband : i know this matter can be taken at any other meeting. Wife : I really have done a wrong by marrying you. Husband : Yes, also you should know that it is an un-compoundable offence. Wife : Lets finalize whether we should live together or be separated. Husband : Don’t be silly; proxies are not allowed to speak. Wife : Please, Leave me alone Husband : No, I cant let the meeting conducted without quorum. Wife : I will just be mad. Husband : Contract with or by any Lunatic person is void ab initio. Wife : I just want to go my father’s house, take these keys of your house. Husband : Presently, I dont have any buyback offer. Wife : i just want to be separated from you. Husband : You have to apply to the Court for demerger. Wife : i think we both are unable to settle our disputes. Husband : No problem, lets apply the court for voluntary winding up !!!!!!!
CS gaali de to kya dega?Saale 383A ka non compliance,SEBI ki penalty,paidaishi subsidiary,Undischarged Insolvent,297 ke violation, 295 ke loan, 372A ki guarantee,Itna marunga ki WINDING UP ho jayega
ICAI :-अगर मेरे हवाई जहाज़ में 50 ईंटे हो और मैं एक नीचे फ़ेंक दूं तो कीतने बचेंगे ? Student :- 49
7 reasons why I choose CA.
Commerce ke student’s agar film banaye to filmo ke naam kya honge :-
In ca course
5 – Years50 – Laws500 – Lectures5000 – Practicals50000 – Sections500000 – Rules A normal human being can’t bear it. The remaining abnormals are called CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS. ….
Bimar CA student Se mummy Boli:
Jaakar Janwar Ke Doctor Ko Dikha,To Hi Theek Hoyega..Beta:Aisa Kyon?Mumy:Roz Subah Murge Ki Tarah Uth Jata H,Ghode ki tarah bhag k coaching me jata h,tote ki tarah ofc.me clients k aage bolta h,suvar ki tarah yaha vahan audit par muh marta h,gadhe ki tarah kaam krta h,phir bi bail ki tarah boss ki galiyan sunta h,ghar akar sab pe kutte ki tarah bhokta h,
AUR Student :- (1) फ्रीज़ खोलिए, (2) हाथी को उसमे रखिये और (3) फ्रीज़ बंद कर दीजिये ! ICAI :-अब 4 वाक्य में बताओ कि हिरन को फ्रीज़ में कैसे रखा जाये ? Student :- (1) फ्रीज़ खोलिए (2 ) हाथी को बाहर निकालिए (3) हिरन को अन्दर रखिये 4)फ्रीज़ बंद कर दीजिये! ICAI :-आज जंगल में शेर का जन्मदिन मनाया जा रहा है, वहां एक को छोड़ कर सब जानवर मौजूद है, बताओ कौन गैरमौजूद है? Student.:- हिरन, क्योंकि वो फ्रीज़ में बंद है ! ICAI :- बताओ, एक बूढी औरत मगरमच्छो से भरी तालाब को कैसे पार कर सकती है ? Student :- बड़े आसानी से, क्योंकि सारे मगरमच्छ शेर के जन्मदिन के पार्टी में गए हैं! ICAI :- अच्छा आखिरी सवाल, वो बूढी औरत मर कैसे गयी? Student :- hmmmmm ……. लगता है सर कि वो तालाब में फिसल गयी अथवा गिर गयी होगी….. Errrrrrrrrrrr.. ICAI:- अबे गधे, उसके सिर पर ईंट लगी थी जो मैंने Airplane से फेंकी थी, यही problem है कि तुम अपने काम में जरा भी ध्यान नहीं लगाते हो और तुम्हारा दिमाग कही और रहता है, You should always be focused on your study ! Understand ? . . . Moral of the story:- जितना मर्ज़ी PREPARE कर लो अगर ICAI ने ठान ली है तो बो तुम्हारी बजा के रहेगा.:
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